25 REASONS WHY I LOVE MY MOTHER
I THINK MY MOM USED EVERY ONE! 25 REASONS WE OWE OUR MOTHERS 1. Mother taught us TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. Mother taught us RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. Mother taught us about TIME TRAVEL . " If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. Mother taught us LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. Mother taught us MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.." 6. Mother taught us FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. Mother taught us IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. Mother taught us about the scienc...